• me: i have a crush
  • friend: suck their dick
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itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

(via hate-youtohemoonandback)

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My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via danisnotonfire)

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i hope someone has a secret crush on me. at least a little tiny one.like a baby sprout one…like a little drop maybe,a little syrupy drop of crushy crush baby love nectar

(via killmeinmurderhouse)

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